/* SCHIMPFWORTGENERATOR */
/*    © April 2001      */
/*  by Michael Dufek    */



/* Variablen deklarieren */

var wort1;
var wort2;
var wort3;
var wort4;
var anzwort1;
var anzwort2;
var anzwort3;
var anzwort4;
var wort1$;
var wort2$;
var wort3$;
var wort4$;
var schimpfwort$;


/* Anzahl der einzelnen Wortgruppen 1 bis 4 */
anzwort1=83
anzwort2=84
anzwort3=99
anzwort4=100



/* Zufallszahlen generieren (*/

wort1 = Math.random()*(anzwort1-1)+1;
wort1 = Math.round(wort1);

wort2 = Math.random()*(anzwort2-1)+1;
wort2 = Math.round(wort2);

wort3 = Math.random()*(anzwort3-1)+1;
wort3 = Math.round(wort3);

wort4 = Math.random()*(anzwort4-1)+1;
wort4 = Math.round(wort4);




/* Schimpfbegriffe auswählen */

/* Wort 1 definieren*/
if(wort1==1) {wort1$ = 'affen'}
if(wort1==2) {wort1$ = 'anal'}
if(wort1==3) {wort1$ = 'arroganz'}
if(wort1==4) {wort1$ = 'arsch'}
if(wort1==5) {wort1$ = 'bazillen'}
if(wort1==6) {wort1$ = 'blöd'}
if(wort1==7) {wort1$ = 'dick'}
if(wort1==8) {wort1$ = 'dödel'}
if(wort1==9) {wort1$ = 'dumm'}
if(wort1==10) {wort1$ = 'eier'}
if(wort1==11) {wort1$ = 'emsig '}
if(wort1==12) {wort1$ = 'erbärmlich '}
if(wort1==13) {wort1$ = 'fäkal'}
if(wort1==14) {wort1$ = 'falsch'}
if(wort1==15) {wort1$ = 'faul'}
if(wort1==16) {wort1$ = 'fehl'}
if(wort1==17) {wort1$ = 'flach'}
if(wort1==18) {wort1$ = 'früh'}
if(wort1==19) {wort1$ = 'geiz'}
if(wort1==20) {wort1$ = 'genial'}
if(wort1==21) {wort1$ = 'geschwür'}
if(wort1==22) {wort1$ = 'gestrig'}
if(wort1==23) {wort1$ = 'gift'}
if(wort1==24) {wort1$ = 'gross'}
if(wort1==25) {wort1$ = 'gülle'}
if(wort1==26) {wort1$ = 'gut'}
if(wort1==27) {wort1$ = 'halb'}
if(wort1==28) {wort1$ = 'hammel'}
if(wort1==29) {wort1$ = 'häusel'}
if(wort1==30) {wort1$ = 'hektisch'}
if(wort1==31) {wort1$ = 'hilfs'}
if(wort1==32) {wort1$ = 'hirn'}
if(wort1==33) {wort1$ = 'hoch'}
if(wort1==34) {wort1$ = 'hölen'}
if(wort1==35) {wort1$ = 'huren'}
if(wort1==36) {wort1$ = 'kacke'}
if(wort1==37) {wort1$ = 'klein'}
if(wort1==38) {wort1$ = 'klo'}
if(wort1==39) {wort1$ = 'kotz'}
if(wort1==40) {wort1$ = 'kurz'}
if(wort1==41) {wort1$ = 'lang'}
if(wort1==42) {wort1$ = 'loch'}
if(wort1==43) {wort1$ = 'makro'}
if(wort1==44) {wort1$ = 'mies'}
if(wort1==45) {wort1$ = 'mikro'}
if(wort1==46) {wort1$ = 'minder'}
if(wort1==47) {wort1$ = 'mist'}
if(wort1==48) {wort1$ = 'möchtegern'}
if(wort1==49) {wort1$ = 'modrig'}
if(wort1==50) {wort1$ = 'nass'}
if(wort1==51) {wort1$ = 'not'}
if(wort1==52) {wort1$ = 'ober'}
if(wort1==53) {wort1$ = 'ochsen'}
if(wort1==54) {wort1$ = 'oft'}
if(wort1==55) {wort1$ = 'orsch'}
if(wort1==56) {wort1$ = 'pipi'}
if(wort1==57) {wort1$ = 'pseudo'}
if(wort1==58) {wort1$ = 'quasi'}
if(wort1==59) {wort1$ = 'quer'}
if(wort1==60) {wort1$ = 'rest'}
if(wort1==61) {wort1$ = 'riesen'}
if(wort1==62) {wort1$ = 'ringerl'}
if(wort1==63) {wort1$ = 'rosetten'}
if(wort1==64) {wort1$ = 'rotz'}
if(wort1==65) {wort1$ = 'sau'}
if(wort1==66) {wort1$ = 'schas'}
if(wort1==67) {wort1$ = 'schlapp'}
if(wort1==68) {wort1$ = 'schleim'}
if(wort1==69) {wort1$ = 'schmutz'}
if(wort1==70) {wort1$ = 'schwanz'}
if(wort1==71) {wort1$ = 'schweine'}
if(wort1==72) {wort1$ = 'seicht'}
if(wort1==73) {wort1$ = 'semi'}
if(wort1==74) {wort1$ = 'sippen'}
if(wort1==75) {wort1$ = 'spät'}
if(wort1==76) {wort1$ = 'speib'}
if(wort1==77) {wort1$ = 'super'}
if(wort1==78) {wort1$ = 'trocken'}
if(wort1==79) {wort1$ = 'viertel'}
if(wort1==80) {wort1$ = 'voll'}
if(wort1==81) {wort1$ = 'widerlich '}
if(wort1==82) {wort1$ = 'wix'}
if(wort1==83) {wort1$ = 'zwirns'}

/* Wort 2 definieren*/
if(wort2==1) {wort2$ = 'amputierter'}
if(wort2==2) {wort2$ = 'asozialer'}
if(wort2==3) {wort2$ = 'aufschleckender'}
if(wort2==4) {wort2$ = 'bachener'}
if(wort2==5) {wort2$ = 'befruchtender'}
if(wort2==6) {wort2$ = 'besudelter'}
if(wort2==7) {wort2$ = 'blader'}
if(wort2==8) {wort2$ = 'bohrender'}
if(wort2==9) {wort2$ = 'bremsender'}
if(wort2==10) {wort2$ = 'denkender'}
if(wort2==11) {wort2$ = 'dolmiger'}
if(wort2==12) {wort2$ = 'dummer'}
if(wort2==13) {wort2$ = 'dünner'}
if(wort2==14) {wort2$ = 'dürftiger'}
if(wort2==15) {wort2$ = 'duschender'}
if(wort2==16) {wort2$ = 'eitriger'}
if(wort2==17) {wort2$ = 'erigierter'}
if(wort2==18) {wort2$ = 'feiger'}
if(wort2==19) {wort2$ = 'fettiger'}
if(wort2==20) {wort2$ = 'flennender'}
if(wort2==21) {wort2$ = 'fressender'}
if(wort2==22) {wort2$ = 'frisierter'}
if(wort2==23) {wort2$ = 'furzender'}
if(wort2==24) {wort2$ = 'gaffender'}
if(wort2==25) {wort2$ = 'gamsiger'}
if(wort2==26) {wort2$ = 'gebogener'}
if(wort2==27) {wort2$ = 'geiler'}
if(wort2==28) {wort2$ = 'gekackter'}
if(wort2==29) {wort2$ = 'geschissener'}
if(wort2==30) {wort2$ = 'geschusterter'}
if(wort2==31) {wort2$ = 'geschwollener'}
if(wort2==32) {wort2$ = 'gespiebener'}
if(wort2==33) {wort2$ = 'gestörter'}
if(wort2==34) {wort2$ = 'gestreifter'}
if(wort2==35) {wort2$ = 'gieriger'}
if(wort2==36) {wort2$ = 'grantiger'}
if(wort2==37) {wort2$ = 'grindiger'}
if(wort2==38) {wort2$ = 'guckender'}
if(wort2==39) {wort2$ = 'ideologischer'}
if(wort2==40) {wort2$ = 'jodelnder'}
if(wort2==41) {wort2$ = 'kackender'}
if(wort2==42) {wort2$ = 'karierter'}
if(wort2==43) {wort2$ = 'kotziger'}
if(wort2==44) {wort2$ = 'kranker'}
if(wort2==45) {wort2$ = 'kriechender'}
if(wort2==46) {wort2$ = 'lallender'}
if(wort2==47) {wort2$ = 'larviger'}
if(wort2==48) {wort2$ = 'loser'}
if(wort2==49) {wort2$ = 'lullender'}
if(wort2==50) {wort2$ = 'nackerter'}
if(wort2==51) {wort2$ = 'näsiger'}
if(wort2==52) {wort2$ = 'nervöser'}
if(wort2==53) {wort2$ = 'panierter'}
if(wort2==54) {wort2$ = 'peinlicher'}
if(wort2==55) {wort2$ = 'petzender'}
if(wort2==56) {wort2$ = 'pöbelnder'}
if(wort2==57) {wort2$ = 'popelnder'}
if(wort2==58) {wort2$ = 'primitiver'}
if(wort2==59) {wort2$ = 'quasselnder'}
if(wort2==60) {wort2$ = 'quatschender'}
if(wort2==61) {wort2$ = 'riechender'}
if(wort2==62) {wort2$ = 'sabbernder'}
if(wort2==63) {wort2$ = 'sadistischer'}
if(wort2==64) {wort2$ = 'scheissender'}
if(wort2==65) {wort2$ = 'schircher'}
if(wort2==66) {wort2$ = 'schleckender'}
if(wort2==67) {wort2$ = 'schleimiger'}
if(wort2==68) {wort2$ = 'schwätzender'}
if(wort2==69) {wort2$ = 'sozialer'}
if(wort2==70) {wort2$ = 'stinkender'}
if(wort2==71) {wort2$ = 'sülzender'}
if(wort2==72) {wort2$ = 'teuflischer'}
if(wort2==73) {wort2$ = 'tragender'}
if(wort2==74) {wort2$ = 'tuntiger'}
if(wort2==75) {wort2$ = 'unnötiger'}
if(wort2==76) {wort2$ = 'verdrehter'}
if(wort2==77) {wort2$ = 'vermittelter'}
if(wort2==78) {wort2$ = 'vertilgter'}
if(wort2==79) {wort2$ = 'verwester'}
if(wort2==80) {wort2$ = 'warmer'}
if(wort2==81) {wort2$ = 'widerlicher'}
if(wort2==82) {wort2$ = 'winselnder'}
if(wort2==83) {wort2$ = 'wixender'}
if(wort2==84) {wort2$ = 'frecher'}


/* Wort 3 definieren*/
if(wort3==1) {wort3$ = 'Akne'}
if(wort3==2) {wort3$ = 'Allerwelts'}
if(wort3==3) {wort3$ = 'Alt'}
if(wort3==4) {wort3$ = 'Arroganz'}
if(wort3==5) {wort3$ = 'Blas'}
if(wort3==6) {wort3$ = 'Bös'}
if(wort3==7) {wort3$ = 'Brunz'}
if(wort3==8) {wort3$ = 'Buckel'}
if(wort3==9) {wort3$ = 'Bücklings'}
if(wort3==10) {wort3$ = 'Bums'}
if(wort3==11) {wort3$ = 'Clown'}
if(wort3==12) {wort3$ = 'Dorf'}
if(wort3==13) {wort3$ = 'Drecks'}
if(wort3==14) {wort3$ = 'Dürftlings'}
if(wort3==15) {wort3$ = 'Eichel'}
if(wort3==16) {wort3$ = 'Eier'}
if(wort3==17) {wort3$ = 'Eiter'}
if(wort3==18) {wort3$ = 'Ekel'}
if(wort3==19) {wort3$ = 'Eunuchen'}
if(wort3==20) {wort3$ = 'Falten'}
if(wort3==21) {wort3$ = 'Faul'}
if(wort3==22) {wort3$ = 'Fetischisten'}
if(wort3==23) {wort3$ = 'Fett'}
if(wort3==24) {wort3$ = 'Frisösen'}
if(wort3==25) {wort3$ = 'Furz'}
if(wort3==26) {wort3$ = 'Fut'}
if(wort3==27) {wort3$ = 'Gack'}
if(wort3==28) {wort3$ = 'Genital'}
if(wort3==29) {wort3$ = 'Gift'}
if(wort3==30) {wort3$ = 'Grind'}
if(wort3==31) {wort3$ = 'Grotten'}
if(wort3==32) {wort3$ = 'Gulasch'}
if(wort3==33) {wort3$ = 'Gummi'}
if(wort3==34) {wort3$ = 'Haar'}
if(wort3==35) {wort3$ = 'Halb'}
if(wort3==36) {wort3$ = 'Hendl'}
if(wort3==37) {wort3$ = 'Hilfs'}
if(wort3==38) {wort3$ = 'Hosen'}
if(wort3==39) {wort3$ = 'Huren'}
if(wort3==40) {wort3$ = 'Jung'}
if(wort3==41) {wort3$ = 'Kanal'}
if(wort3==42) {wort3$ = 'Käse'}
if(wort3==43) {wort3$ = 'Keim'}
if(wort3==44) {wort3$ = 'Klon'}
if(wort3==45) {wort3$ = 'Knilch'}
if(wort3==46) {wort3$ = 'Knochen'}
if(wort3==47) {wort3$ = 'Kot'}
if(wort3==48) {wort3$ = 'Kotz'}
if(wort3==49) {wort3$ = 'Kriech'}
if(wort3==50) {wort3$ = 'Kropf'}
if(wort3==51) {wort3$ = 'Kröten'}
if(wort3==52) {wort3$ = 'Lall'}
if(wort3==53) {wort3$ = 'Mist'}
if(wort3==54) {wort3$ = 'Mösen'}
if(wort3==55) {wort3$ = 'Nasen'}
if(wort3==56) {wort3$ = 'Neid'}
if(wort3==57) {wort3$ = 'Nerven'}
if(wort3==58) {wort3$ = 'Nutten'}
if(wort3==59) {wort3$ = 'Ochsen'}
if(wort3==60) {wort3$ = 'Papp'}
if(wort3==61) {wort3$ = 'Paragraphen'}
if(wort3==62) {wort3$ = 'Pickel'}
if(wort3==63) {wort3$ = 'Pimmel'}
if(wort3==64) {wort3$ = 'Piraten'}
if(wort3==65) {wort3$ = 'Piss'}
if(wort3==66) {wort3$ = 'Prolo'}
if(wort3==67) {wort3$ = 'Psycho'}
if(wort3==68) {wort3$ = 'Quallen'}
if(wort3==69) {wort3$ = 'Ratten'}
if(wort3==70) {wort3$ = 'Rülps'}
if(wort3==71) {wort3$ = 'Sack'}
if(wort3==72) {wort3$ = 'Saft'}
if(wort3==73) {wort3$ = 'Sandel'}
if(wort3==74) {wort3$ = 'Sau'}
if(wort3==75) {wort3$ = 'Scheiss'}
if(wort3==76) {wort3$ = 'Schlurf'}
if(wort3==77) {wort3$ = 'Schmalspur'}
if(wort3==78) {wort3$ = 'Schwammerl'}
if(wort3==79) {wort3$ = 'Schwanz'}
if(wort3==80) {wort3$ = 'Schweiss'}
if(wort3==81) {wort3$ = 'Schwitz'}
if(wort3==82) {wort3$ = 'Schwuchtel'}
if(wort3==83) {wort3$ = 'Sex'}
if(wort3==84) {wort3$ = 'Snob'}
if(wort3==85) {wort3$ = 'Speichel'}
if(wort3==86) {wort3$ = 'Stink'}
if(wort3==87) {wort3$ = 'Tölpel'}
if(wort3==88) {wort3$ = 'Trödel'}
if(wort3==89) {wort3$ = 'Tschuschen'}
if(wort3==90) {wort3$ = 'Unken'}
if(wort3==91) {wort3$ = 'Vaginal'}
if(wort3==92) {wort3$ = 'Vorhaut'}
if(wort3==93) {wort3$ = 'Wanzen'}
if(wort3==94) {wort3$ = 'Weich'}
if(wort3==95) {wort3$ = 'Wimmer'}
if(wort3==96) {wort3$ = 'Wimmerl'}
if(wort3==97) {wort3$ = 'Wucht'}
if(wort3==98) {wort3$ = 'Zock'}
if(wort3==99) {wort3$ = 'Zwerg'}

/* Wort 4 definieren*/
if(wort4==1) {wort4$ = 'abfall'}
if(wort4==2) {wort4$ = 'affe'}
if(wort4==3) {wort4$ = 'amateur'}
if(wort4==4) {wort4$ = 'angeber'}
if(wort4==5) {wort4$ = 'arsch'}
if(wort4==6) {wort4$ = 'aufreisser'}
if(wort4==7) {wort4$ = 'banause'}
if(wort4==8) {wort4$ = 'bastard'}
if(wort4==9) {wort4$ = 'beidel'}
if(wort4==10) {wort4$ = 'bock'}
if(wort4==11) {wort4$ = 'buderant'}
if(wort4==12) {wort4$ = 'bussler'}
if(wort4==13) {wort4$ = 'casanova'}
if(wort4==14) {wort4$ = 'depp'}
if(wort4==15) {wort4$ = 'dieb'}
if(wort4==16) {wort4$ = 'dillo'}
if(wort4==17) {wort4$ = 'dodel'}
if(wort4==18) {wort4$ = 'dolm'}
if(wort4==19) {wort4$ = 'einzeller'}
if(wort4==20) {wort4$ = 'emporkömmling'}
if(wort4==21) {wort4$ = 'esel'}
if(wort4==22) {wort4$ = 'fatzke'}
if(wort4==23) {wort4$ = 'femur'}
if(wort4==24) {wort4$ = 'ficker'}
if(wort4==25) {wort4$ = 'finger'}
if(wort4==26) {wort4$ = 'fisch'}
if(wort4==27) {wort4$ = 'fresser'}
if(wort4==28) {wort4$ = 'frosch'}
if(wort4==29) {wort4$ = 'gauner'}
if(wort4==30) {wort4$ = 'gefickter'}
if(wort4==31) {wort4$ = 'geier'}
if(wort4==32) {wort4$ = 'gnom'}
if(wort4==33) {wort4$ = 'gorilla'}
if(wort4==34) {wort4$ = 'hammel'}
if(wort4==35) {wort4$ = 'haufen'}
if(wort4==36) {wort4$ = 'hirsel'}
if(wort4==37) {wort4$ = 'hundling'}
if(wort4==38) {wort4$ = 'idiot'}
if(wort4==39) {wort4$ = 'kasperl'}
if(wort4==40) {wort4$ = 'knecht'}
if(wort4==41) {wort4$ = 'könig'}
if(wort4==42) {wort4$ = 'kriecher'}
if(wort4==43) {wort4$ = 'lecker'}
if(wort4==44) {wort4$ = 'lump'}
if(wort4==45) {wort4$ = 'lutscher'}
if(wort4==46) {wort4$ = 'macho'}
if(wort4==47) {wort4$ = 'mann'}
if(wort4==48) {wort4$ = 'matz'}
if(wort4==49) {wort4$ = 'miesling'}
if(wort4==50) {wort4$ = 'molch'}
if(wort4==51) {wort4$ = 'mongo'}
if(wort4==52) {wort4$ = 'multiplikator'}
if(wort4==53) {wort4$ = 'muskel'}
if(wort4==54) {wort4$ = 'neandertaler'}
if(wort4==55) {wort4$ = 'nettel'}
if(wort4==56) {wort4$ = 'neurotiker'}
if(wort4==57) {wort4$ = 'niemand'}
if(wort4==58) {wort4$ = 'papst'}
if(wort4==59) {wort4$ = 'parasit'}
if(wort4==60) {wort4$ = 'penner'}
if(wort4==61) {wort4$ = 'peter'}
if(wort4==62) {wort4$ = 'piefke'}
if(wort4==63) {wort4$ = 'popans'}
if(wort4==64) {wort4$ = 'popo'}
if(wort4==65) {wort4$ = 'primitivling'}
if(wort4==66) {wort4$ = 'prolet'}
if(wort4==67) {wort4$ = 'rammel'}
if(wort4==68) {wort4$ = 'sacklgreifer'}
if(wort4==69) {wort4$ = 'sammler'}
if(wort4==70) {wort4$ = 'schädel'}
if(wort4==71) {wort4$ = 'schänder'}
if(wort4==72) {wort4$ = 'schas'}
if(wort4==73) {wort4$ = 'scheisser'}
if(wort4==74) {wort4$ = 'schiss'}
if(wort4==75) {wort4$ = 'schubser'}
if(wort4==76) {wort4$ = 'sheriff'}
if(wort4==77) {wort4$ = 'sklave'}
if(wort4==78) {wort4$ = 'softy'}
if(wort4==79) {wort4$ = 'sohn'}
if(wort4==80) {wort4$ = 'stiefel'}
if(wort4==81) {wort4$ = 'stierdler'}
if(wort4==82) {wort4$ = 'stinker'}
if(wort4==83) {wort4$ = 'störer'}
if(wort4==84) {wort4$ = 'strolch'}
if(wort4==85) {wort4$ = 'trampel'}
if(wort4==86) {wort4$ = 'trottel'}
if(wort4==87) {wort4$ = 'typ'}
if(wort4==88) {wort4$ = 'ungustel'}
if(wort4==89) {wort4$ = 'unsympathler'}
if(wort4==90) {wort4$ = 'vogel'}
if(wort4==91) {wort4$ = 'vokuhila'}
if(wort4==92) {wort4$ = 'wanst'}
if(wort4==93) {wort4$ = 'widerling'}
if(wort4==94) {wort4$ = 'wixer'}
if(wort4==95) {wort4$ = 'wurm'}
if(wort4==96) {wort4$ = 'yeti'}
if(wort4==97) {wort4$ = 'yuppie'}
if(wort4==98) {wort4$ = 'zumpf'}
if(wort4==99) {wort4$ = 'zwilling'}
if(wort4==100) {wort4$ = 'zwitter'}


/* Schimpfwort zusammenfügen */
schimpfwort$ = "Du " + wort1$ + wort2$ + " " + wort3$ + wort4$ + " !";