/* SCHIMPFWORTGENERATOR */
/*    © April 2001      */
/*  by Michael Dufek    */



/* Variablen deklarieren */

var wort1;
var wort2;
var wort3;
var wort4;
var anzwort1;
var anzwort2;
var anzwort3;
var anzwort4;
var wort1$;
var wort2$;
var wort3$;
var wort4$;
var schimpfwort$;


/* Anzahl der einzelnen Wortgruppen 1 bis 4 */
anzwort1=29
anzwort2=30
anzwort3=41
anzwort4=41



/* Zufallszahlen generieren (*/

wort1 = Math.random()*(anzwort1-1)+1;
wort1 = Math.round(wort1);

wort2 = Math.random()*(anzwort2-1)+1;
wort2 = Math.round(wort2);

wort3 = Math.random()*(anzwort3-1)+1;
wort3 = Math.round(wort3);

wort4 = Math.random()*(anzwort4-1)+1;
wort4 = Math.round(wort4);




/* Schimpfbegriffe auswählen */

/* Wort 1 definieren*/
if(wort1==1) {wort1$ = 'angst'}
if(wort1==2) {wort1$ = 'blöd'}
if(wort1==3) {wort1$ = 'bunt'}
if(wort1==4) {wort1$ = 'doof'}
if(wort1==5) {wort1$ = 'doppelt'}
if(wort1==6) {wort1$ = 'dreifach'}
if(wort1==7) {wort1$ = 'dumm'}
if(wort1==8) {wort1$ = 'falsch'}
if(wort1==9) {wort1$ = 'faul'}
if(wort1==10) {wort1$ = 'früh'}
if(wort1==11) {wort1$ = 'halb'}
if(wort1==12) {wort1$ = 'hektisch'}
if(wort1==13) {wort1$ = 'herum'}
if(wort1==14) {wort1$ = 'hilfs'}
if(wort1==15) {wort1$ = 'kurz'}
if(wort1==16) {wort1$ = 'leicht'}
if(wort1==17) {wort1$ = 'mikro'}
if(wort1==18) {wort1$ = 'möchtegern'}
if(wort1==19) {wort1$ = 'ober'}
if(wort1==20) {wort1$ = 'oft'}
if(wort1==21) {wort1$ = 'popel'}
if(wort1==22) {wort1$ = 'reich'}
if(wort1==23) {wort1$ = 'rost'}
if(wort1==24) {wort1$ = 'schlimm'}
if(wort1==25) {wort1$ = 'schmutz'}
if(wort1==26) {wort1$ = 'schwach'}
if(wort1==27) {wort1$ = 'schwer'}
if(wort1==28) {wort1$ = 'voll'}
if(wort1==29) {wort1$ = 'zwerg'}

/* Wort 2 definieren*/
if(wort2==1) {wort2$ = 'aufgeblasenes'}
if(wort2==2) {wort2$ = 'beleidigtes'}
if(wort2==3) {wort2$ = 'bemaltes'}
if(wort2==4) {wort2$ = 'buzendes'}
if(wort2==5) {wort2$ = 'essendes'}
if(wort2==6) {wort2$ = 'frisiertes'}
if(wort2==7) {wort2$ = 'gefrorenes'}
if(wort2==8) {wort2$ = 'geklontes'}
if(wort2==9) {wort2$ = 'geschrecktes'}
if(wort2==10) {wort2$ = 'gestreiftes'}
if(wort2==11) {wort2$ = 'getupftes'}
if(wort2==12) {wort2$ = 'grantiges'}
if(wort2==13) {wort2$ = 'grausliches'}
if(wort2==14) {wort2$ = 'kariertes'}
if(wort2==15) {wort2$ = 'langweiliges'}
if(wort2==16) {wort2$ = 'nasses'}
if(wort2==17) {wort2$ = 'peinliches'}
if(wort2==18) {wort2$ = 'quatschendes'}
if(wort2==19) {wort2$ = 'quietschendes'}
if(wort2==20) {wort2$ = 'sabberndes'}
if(wort2==21) {wort2$ = 'schwaches'}
if(wort2==22) {wort2$ = 'tragendes'}
if(wort2==23) {wort2$ = 'trompetendes'}
if(wort2==24) {wort2$ = 'unsichtbares'}
if(wort2==25) {wort2$ = 'vergilbtes'}
if(wort2==26) {wort2$ = 'verpatztes'}
if(wort2==27) {wort2$ = 'verschrenktes'}
if(wort2==28) {wort2$ = 'weinendes'}
if(wort2==29) {wort2$ = 'winselndes'}
if(wort2==30) {wort2$ = 'zerdrücktes'}

/* Wort 3 definieren*/
if(wort3==1) {wort3$ = 'Billig'}
if(wort3==2) {wort3$ = 'Brumm'}
if(wort3==3) {wort3$ = 'Clown'}
if(wort3==4) {wort3$ = 'Computer'}
if(wort3==5) {wort3$ = 'Esels'}
if(wort3==6) {wort3$ = 'Fell'}
if(wort3==7) {wort3$ = 'Ganoven'}
if(wort3==8) {wort3$ = 'Gulasch'}
if(wort3==9) {wort3$ = 'Gummi'}
if(wort3==10) {wort3$ = 'Hosen'}
if(wort3==11) {wort3$ = 'Kapuzen'}
if(wort3==12) {wort3$ = 'Karnikel'}
if(wort3==13) {wort3$ = 'Kartoffel'}
if(wort3==14) {wort3$ = 'Kinder'}
if(wort3==15) {wort3$ = 'Knochen'}
if(wort3==16) {wort3$ = 'Lach'}
if(wort3==17) {wort3$ = 'Marzipan'}
if(wort3==18) {wort3$ = 'Mutter'}
if(wort3==19) {wort3$ = 'Mützen'}
if(wort3==20) {wort3$ = 'Nasen'}
if(wort3==21) {wort3$ = 'Nerven'}
if(wort3==22) {wort3$ = 'Null'}
if(wort3==23) {wort3$ = 'Papp'}
if(wort3==24) {wort3$ = 'Party'}
if(wort3==25) {wort3$ = 'Pelz'}
if(wort3==26) {wort3$ = 'Plüsch'}
if(wort3==27) {wort3$ = 'Pommes'}
if(wort3==28) {wort3$ = 'Popcorn'}
if(wort3==29) {wort3$ = 'Rauch'}
if(wort3==30) {wort3$ = 'Schlechtwetter'}
if(wort3==31) {wort3$ = 'Schnecken'}
if(wort3==32) {wort3$ = 'Schokoladen'}
if(wort3==33) {wort3$ = 'Schwammerl'}
if(wort3==34) {wort3$ = 'Spinat'}
if(wort3==35) {wort3$ = 'Teufels'}
if(wort3==36) {wort3$ = 'Traum'}
if(wort3==37) {wort3$ = 'Urlaubs'}
if(wort3==38) {wort3$ = 'Wegwerf'}
if(wort3==39) {wort3$ = 'Windel'}
if(wort3==40) {wort3$ = 'Winsel'}
if(wort3==41) {wort3$ = 'Zimt'}

/* Wort 4 definieren*/
if(wort4==1) {wort4$ = 'auto'}
if(wort4==2) {wort4$ = 'bärli'}
if(wort4==3) {wort4$ = 'bubi'}
if(wort4==4) {wort4$ = 'ding'}
if(wort4==5) {wort4$ = 'ei'}
if(wort4==6) {wort4$ = 'experiment'}
if(wort4==7) {wort4$ = 'fahrrad'}
if(wort4==8) {wort4$ = 'faultier'}
if(wort4==9) {wort4$ = 'ferkel'}
if(wort4==10) {wort4$ = 'flankerl'}
if(wort4==11) {wort4$ = 'fritzchen'}
if(wort4==12) {wort4$ = 'gerippe'}
if(wort4==13) {wort4$ = 'gesicht'}
if(wort4==14) {wort4$ = 'gespenst'}
if(wort4==15) {wort4$ = 'gestell'}
if(wort4==16) {wort4$ = 'gurkerl'}
if(wort4==17) {wort4$ = 'haar'}
if(wort4==18) {wort4$ = 'haar'}
if(wort4==19) {wort4$ = 'hendl'}
if(wort4==20) {wort4$ = 'huhn'}
if(wort4==21) {wort4$ = 'individuum'}
if(wort4==22) {wort4$ = 'kamel'}
if(wort4==23) {wort4$ = 'känguru'}
if(wort4==24) {wort4$ = 'klo'}
if(wort4==25) {wort4$ = 'krokodil'}
if(wort4==26) {wort4$ = 'männlein'}
if(wort4==27) {wort4$ = 'medi'}
if(wort4==28) {wort4$ = 'mittel'}
if(wort4==29) {wort4$ = 'ohr'}
if(wort4==30) {wort4$ = 'schleckerbazi'}
if(wort4==31) {wort4$ = 'schlumpfi'}
if(wort4==32) {wort4$ = 'schweinchen'}
if(wort4==33) {wort4$ = 'söhnchen'}
if(wort4==34) {wort4$ = 'tupferl'}
if(wort4==35) {wort4$ = 'wimmerl'}
if(wort4==36) {wort4$ = 'wurmi'}
if(wort4==37) {wort4$ = 'wuzibuzi'}
if(wort4==38) {wort4$ = 'zebra'}
if(wort4==39) {wort4$ = 'zipferl'}
if(wort4==40) {wort4$ = 'zuckerl'}
if(wort4==41) {wort4$ = 'zwergerl'}



/* Schimpfwort zusammenfügen */
schimpfwort$ = "Du " + wort1$ + wort2$ + " " + wort3$ + wort4$ + " !";