/* SCHIMPFWORTGENERATOR */
/*    © April 2001      */
/*  by Michael Dufek    */



/* Variablen deklarieren */

var wort1;
var wort2;
var wort3;
var wort4;
var anzwort1;
var anzwort2;
var anzwort3;
var anzwort4;
var wort1$;
var wort2$;
var wort3$;
var wort4$;
var schimpfwort$;


/* Anzahl der einzelnen Wortgruppen 1 bis 4 */
anzwort1=23
anzwort2=26
anzwort3=21
anzwort4=23



/* Zufallszahlen generieren (*/

wort1 = Math.random()*(anzwort1-1)+1;
wort1 = Math.round(wort1);

wort2 = Math.random()*(anzwort2-1)+1;
wort2 = Math.round(wort2);

wort3 = Math.random()*(anzwort3-1)+1;
wort3 = Math.round(wort3);

wort4 = Math.random()*(anzwort4-1)+1;
wort4 = Math.round(wort4);




/* Versöhnungsbegriffe auswählen */

/* Wort 1 definieren*/
if(wort1==1) {wort1$ = 'absolut'}
if(wort1==2) {wort1$ = 'ausgesprochen'}
if(wort1==3) {wort1$ = 'aussergewöhnlich'}
if(wort1==4) {wort1$ = 'äusserst'}
if(wort1==5) {wort1$ = 'besonders'}
if(wort1==6) {wort1$ = 'echt'}
if(wort1==7) {wort1$ = 'enorm'}
if(wort1==8) {wort1$ = 'ewig'}
if(wort1==9) {wort1$ = 'extrem'}
if(wort1==10) {wort1$ = 'immer'}
if(wort1==11) {wort1$ = 'irr'}
if(wort1==12) {wort1$ = 'irrsinnig'}
if(wort1==13) {wort1$ = 'oftmals'}
if(wort1==14) {wort1$ = 'richtig'}
if(wort1==15) {wort1$ = 'sehr'}
if(wort1==16) {wort1$ = 'super'}
if(wort1==17) {wort1$ = 'total'}
if(wort1==18) {wort1$ = 'überaus'}
if(wort1==19) {wort1$ = 'ungewöhnlich'}
if(wort1==20) {wort1$ = 'unglaublich'}
if(wort1==21) {wort1$ = 'voll'}
if(wort1==22) {wort1$ = 'wahnsinnig'}
if(wort1==23) {wort1$ = 'wirklich'}

/* Wort 2 definieren*/
if(wort2==1) {wort2$ = 'bewundernswertes'}
if(wort2==2) {wort2$ = 'braves'}
if(wort2==3) {wort2$ = 'entzückendes'}
if(wort2==4) {wort2$ = 'erotisches'}
if(wort2==5) {wort2$ = 'fesches'}
if(wort2==6) {wort2$ = 'fröhliches'}
if(wort2==7) {wort2$ = 'geiles'}
if(wort2==8) {wort2$ = 'gut erzogenes'}
if(wort2==9) {wort2$ = 'gutes'}
if(wort2==10) {wort2$ = 'herziges'}
if(wort2==11) {wort2$ = 'hübsches'}
if(wort2==12) {wort2$ = 'kesses'}
if(wort2==13) {wort2$ = 'kluges'}
if(wort2==14) {wort2$ = 'liebes'}
if(wort2==15) {wort2$ = 'liebevolles'}
if(wort2==16) {wort2$ = 'liebliches'}
if(wort2==17) {wort2$ = 'lustiges'}
if(wort2==18) {wort2$ = 'nettes'}
if(wort2==19) {wort2$ = 'sanftes'}
if(wort2==20) {wort2$ = 'starkes'}
if(wort2==21) {wort2$ = 'süsses'}
if(wort2==22) {wort2$ = 'sympathisches'}
if(wort2==23) {wort2$ = 'tolles'}
if(wort2==24) {wort2$ = 'wunderbares'}
if(wort2==25) {wort2$ = 'wundervolles'}
if(wort2==26) {wort2$ = 'zärtliches'}

/* Wort 3 definieren*/
if(wort3==1) {wort3$ = 'Blumen'}
if(wort3==2) {wort3$ = 'Bussi'}
if(wort3==3) {wort3$ = 'Flirt'}
if(wort3==4) {wort3$ = 'Freundschafts'}
if(wort3==5) {wort3$ = 'Gold'}
if(wort3==6) {wort3$ = 'Herzens'}
if(wort3==7) {wort3$ = 'Kose'}
if(wort3==8) {wort3$ = 'Kuschel'}
if(wort3==9) {wort3$ = 'Kuss'}
if(wort3==10) {wort3$ = 'Küsser'}
if(wort3==11) {wort3$ = 'Liebes'}
if(wort3==12) {wort3$ = 'Schmuse'}
if(wort3==13) {wort3$ = 'Seiden'}
if(wort3==14) {wort3$ = 'Sonnen'}
if(wort3==15) {wort3$ = 'Streichel'}
if(wort3==16) {wort3$ = 'Super'}
if(wort3==17) {wort3$ = 'Turtel'}
if(wort3==18) {wort3$ = 'Umarmungs'}
if(wort3==19) {wort3$ = 'Urlaubs'}
if(wort3==20) {wort3$ = 'Wunder'}
if(wort3==21) {wort3$ = 'Zucker'}

/* Wort 4 definieren*/
if(wort4==1) {wort4$ = 'bärli'}
if(wort4==2) {wort4$ = 'bengerl'}
if(wort4==3) {wort4$ = 'blümchen'}
if(wort4==4) {wort4$ = 'engelchen'}
if(wort4==5) {wort4$ = 'engerl'}
if(wort4==6) {wort4$ = 'häschen'}
if(wort4==7) {wort4$ = 'kätzchen'}
if(wort4==8) {wort4$ = 'kerlchen'}
if(wort4==9) {wort4$ = 'köpfchen'}
if(wort4==10) {wort4$ = 'liebchen'}
if(wort4==11) {wort4$ = 'liebkind'}
if(wort4==12) {wort4$ = 'mädchen'}
if(wort4==13) {wort4$ = 'mäuschen'}
if(wort4==14) {wort4$ = 'mausi'}
if(wort4==15) {wort4$ = 'maxi'}
if(wort4==16) {wort4$ = 'putzi'}
if(wort4==17) {wort4$ = 'schätzchen'}
if(wort4==18) {wort4$ = 'schatzi'}
if(wort4==19) {wort4$ = 'schnucki'}
if(wort4==20) {wort4$ = 'sternchen'}
if(wort4==21) {wort4$ = 'teuferl'}
if(wort4==22) {wort4$ = 'wuzi'}
if(wort4==23) {wort4$ = 'zwergi'}



/* Schimpfwort zusammenfügen */
schimpfwort$ = "Du bist ein " + wort1$ + " " + wort2$ + " " + wort3$ + wort4$ + " !";